Rule 60

If you see a lion, get in the car

Rule 60: If you see a lion, get in the car

by krjn February 28, 2009

rule34.paheal.net

A cartoon/hentai website that is a lot like rule34.xxx but it has even more stuff. However, it’s tagging system can get pretty confusing at times and it’s search system is not as good. Still worth checking out though

Noah was jerkin it to Francine Smith on rule34.paheal.net

by Dubiks May 31, 2019

The 5 Hour Rule

If it's been dead for more than five hours, do not put your dick in it

The most important thing to remember about the 5 Hour Rule is to check the body temperature and to also check if there's still a pulse.

by xtreme2252 July 8, 2009

Riley (boy)

Ahh Riley, sweet Riley. So, Riley is probably the BEST friend you'll ever have...like, ever. He is SUPER funny and energetic. He tries to keep his problems to himself and cares about his friends a whole dam lot. But the thing is, once you get to know Riley...its so easy to fall in love with him. I've known Riley for years now and to start off with I thought he was a total weirdo! We had mutual friends so I started to know him better. After a couple years we became really close friends. We are best friends now (and I mean...I love him, like actually). Let me just say, as easy as it is to get Riley, it's just as hard to lose him. I'm in a love triangle with him and my other friend and I'm too afraid to confess my feelings. Riley is a super honest, witty, friendly and handsome person. I hope I never lose him.

Person 1: Hey who was that hugging Mia in the hall?
Person 2: That was Riley (boy).
Person 1: Are they dating or something? They seem close.
Person 2: Nope, just best friends!

by whalieboii November 1, 2019

rule 1

You do not talk about fight club.

Rule 1. You do not talk about fight club.

by Bazzterd April 9, 2008

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.

by bobandbill December 27, 2010

five second rule

This is a very complex law of physics. It states that if food (goldfish, for example) is dropped on the floor, it can be "safely" eaten within five seconds. The five second rule is very fun to apply when in...say...architectural drawing class, usually when Mr. Johnson leaves the room.

When other people are attempting to throw goldfish in your mouth, but miss and hit you smack diddley doo in the face, the five second rule applies as soon as it makes solid contact with the floor.

by drew s April 19, 2004