A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.
by TheKawasakiKid February 4, 2020
Get the Real Bikemug. This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.
The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.
Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.
Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
by Jb habes March 10, 2017
Get the hook and realmug. A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.
These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.
My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.
In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.
My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.
In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.
by dsveddy September 27, 2018
Get the real-fakemug. A real nigga is someone who puts others before himself and has people’s back when they need it, always their for someone and keeps to himself a lot, and usually a popular loner
by Popular loner Kj November 26, 2019
Get the Real niggamug. by India Terrell March 6, 2008
Get the My realmug. mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.
by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010
Get the this is not real lifemug. They called Holyfield the real deal until that fight with Tyson when he got his ear bit off, he then became to the "real meal".
by xxmikeoxhugexx September 15, 2022
Get the real mealmug.