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Textual Relationship

noun.

1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.

2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.
We're in a committed, textual relationship because we text each other daily; though I'm afraid she's just using me for text!
by TedEye October 27, 2010
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relationshit

when two people have a relationship that is doomed from the beggining
did you see bill and cristine, thats a relationshit alright
by shorty-mo October 22, 2010
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RelationShit

A couple poop in a toilet at the same time. One partner sits on the others lap while they both poop into the same toilet. Usually preformed before or after coitis as a bonding exercise.
John and Jane had a great relationshit after sex.
by JeefBerky August 9, 2015
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Relationshit

A relationship type situation with no trust or any of the components of a real "relationship".
:So how is your relationship going?

You mean my relationshit? I think Im about to call it quits, i just can't deal with him anymore.
by tender_roni November 19, 2015
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relationship pardon

Where, typically at the end of a relationship, one or usually both parties extend forgiveness for all bad acts performed during the course of the relationship.
Ex 1: You never apologized for x.
Ex 2: I didn't have to. It was covered under the relationship pardon.
by cogitheum@mac.com February 5, 2009
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noun:
the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected : the study will assess the relationship between and get back to you. After we agree on this definition, or at least to post it.

• in risk of extinction: like the dodo bird.
• a state of, mild, hot, and spicy, with ranch on the side.
• the state of being connected by blood or marriage : they can trace that shit.
• a mutual understanding of frequent sex, this must include sober sex, morning noon and night: wow we had sex today at noon and last night after drinking - I think we had sex last night? but we defiantly did at noon and the other morning, twice.
• the way in which two or more people or organizations regard and behave toward each other : the landlord–tenant relationship | she was proud of her good relationship with the household and likes ranch.
• you have a drawer at the other residence that you have been staying at: the contents are know by you and possibly the other party but you have a drawer.
• an emotional and sexual association between two people : she would consider being invited to Las Vegas, or the Strip Club, and can except or decline.
relationship | rila˙a sh en, sh ip|
- Thesaurus-

relationship
noun:
1) evidence of their relationship no walk of shame, she/he has different clothing on when leaving in the morning, affinity, they understand who is picking up the tab, they are not having abc sex, or married.
2) they drunk text and dial each other, strange but excepted.
3) i think one of them did a relationship once and knows, maybe?

4) wow! how do you get into something you understand – you don’t (read frequent)

DERIVATIVES
Relation•shit•less adjective
1) the end of their relationship romance, (love) affair, love, liaison, amour, partnership.
2) it never happened, any of it, (love) affair, even if you did get a free dinner.
3) the toothbrush dose not count, nor the box of tampons or other crap left, even if you thought it was for you, they are items that any on could use, see having a drawer (you items).
4) was I tagged, shit!
by dkkohn March 1, 2010
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relationship object

A common way of men (especially American men) being treated by women, whereby the man is valued not for who he is, but for the role that he fulfills in the woman's life. Similar to the way some men treat women as a sex-object.
Wow, Julie has no clue as to what her husband wants or needs, it's all about her. The poor guy is a total relationship object.
by ajd6460 April 24, 2010
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