tagwall prosecution

Passive aggressive employees who do not have enough work to do post complaints about the behavior of other employees on the tagwall (telecom employee webpage supposed to be used for outages). Such as: "I wanted to thank whoever "borrowed" my chair from my desk while I was on vacation. Most important, I'd like to thank them for also stealing my brown ACD hoodie that was attached to it. I really appreciate working with trustworthy employees." - Chair was actually in a corner with hoodie hung over it; thus never really stolen. There are also many posts about dirty dishes and such.

"I am sick of people posting tagwall prosecution to bitch at eachother all day!"

by Linda Lisa Ragger August 22, 2012

xiphoid proses

Nickname for the retarted girl in the class

Linea you’re a xiphoid proses

by Gifted kid May 30, 2018

Lord Prosciutto

The holy god of prosciutto

"Praise to be Prosciutto, Lord Prosciutto forgives the sin of all Mogeko"

by Moge-ko the Dictator November 8, 2018

Fortnite “pros”

A person wgo thinks there good at fortnite and gets angry when a noob kils them

Ninja is a fortnite “pros”

by Pual hater January 19, 2019

Lil Piros

He is the greatest rapper in the entire world. He is able to make an album from his friend's funniest moments.

Who are you Lil Piros? An ai created to keep you from getting into trouble.

by HyImRED November 21, 2021

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

tumblr prose

faux deep, excessive and pretentious writing made by run-on sentences and googling synonyms. written by or has the aura of pseudophilosopher tumblr users that think they are the next shakespeare because they were in honors english.

person 1: "why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. what Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave"

person two: tumblr prose is a sick and twisted disease bro what are you talking about

by bawlsauce March 20, 2025