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Dude, my laptop always has problems. It's so puked.
by lurpy101 April 28, 2011
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Puke Sauce

Simple. Sauce that looks like vomit. Often tastes like it, too. Usually given to you at Olive Garden. Your friends dare you to lick it. You do, and it tastes like barf mixed with a bit of your mom. Then when you come home, it turns out you have diarrhea. From the sauce or the food with the sauce, who knows?! You use all the wipes and go to bed right after that, afraid that diarrhea will happen again.
Girlie Girl 1: OMG! They gave me this thing that looks like puke OMG OMG OMG.
Girlie Girl 2: EW OMG DATS PUKE SAUCE

Guy 1: John, look at this shit!
Guy 2: Wow, dude. Thats totally puke sauce.
by BrianIsTheMan October 16, 2007
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puke on a butt

a. The worst thing imaginable.
b. A bad thing added to another bad thing. A situation defined by endlessly-compounding badness.
You crashed your semi into an orphanage? Well ain't that just puke on a butt.
by TinaTwice May 14, 2008
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puke and juke

Its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. When they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.
Jim: "So hows your girlfriend doing"

John: "Shes been a bitch lately so I puke and juke her last night."

Jim: "You disgust me"
by Bastille III January 15, 2009
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admin puke

A person in the Army who has spent their career behind a desk. They will duck and dodge deployments at all costs. They do not care about anyone else but themselves. Most of the time are found in Recruiting Command, but may be found elsewhere.
Those 79R admin pukes don't have a clue on anything in the Army.
by Jesus B. Black August 19, 2010
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Good Puke

EXAMPLE 1

When feeling ill (typically after consuming too much alcohol), one feels nauseous for a brief period of time before vomiting. This vomiting, however, causes the feeling of over-drunk nausea to disappear, and leaves the vomit-er feeling considerably more sober. Best performed out of view of friends to preserve dignity.

Not to be mistaken with normal drunken puking which goes on for ages and doesn't leave the vomit-er any less drunk or nauseous.

EXAMPLE 2

Can also be used as a parting insult on somebody you don't like, when they get up to leave and you cannot contain your anger until they leave the room.
EXAMPLE 1

Charlie- *drunkenly* Aaaaah I feel sooooo rough... *lies down and curls up with nausea*
Mate- Try a Good Puke, that may help
Charlie- *has Good Puke* *soberly* aaaah I feel so much better!

EXAMPLE 2

Irritating French Teacher- Ok, that's all for today, see you tomorrow *begins walking out of door* bye!
Charlie- YEAH, GOOD PUKE!
by CharlieGiggles September 2, 2009
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Puke-Shit

This is the countercessor Shit-Puke this not only smells as bad but now you have to taste it.
"I thought i should get this taco hell out of my system before we go out, but i guess i pushed to hard cause it came out my mouth"
by Haryazz December 12, 2003
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