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pseudo-biotic

Alive, only by process of domestication/artificial selection, and having a mix of biological characteristics which either are not autonomously viable, or would not be selected for, by process of natural selection.
Of all the pseudo-biotic creatures on Old McDonald's farm, the pig is the one invited most, to dinner.
by ancestaera April 25, 2020
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pseudo gnome

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.
Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
by aqaqa11111 October 13, 2016
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pseudo-convo

An online dialogue, preferably with a member of the opposite sex.

Whether one utilizing Gtalk or AIM, or any number of chat clients, the pseudo-convo is deployed in the attempt to not say anything completely retarded. If one does, blaming the medium is the normal recourse.

This way, one can both save face and the perception of self-respect is still intact.

Additionally the chance to score remains.
"Dude, just call her. Don't be such a bitch."

"Nah, maybe I should have a pseudo-convo, I'm a little drunk still."

"Good call. Maybe you can get a BJ or something then."

"Forshizzle, yo."
by Woodizzle April 23, 2009
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Pseudo-Douche

A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.
Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.
by Just-Ice, man. July 7, 2009
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Pseudo-Wyvern

A type of draconic creature similar to a wyvern, however instead of having no front claws or front legs, the wings have elbow like structures and claws on the end of the wings, e.g. Tigrex from the monster hunter franchise
"I drew this cool dragon!"
"You know that's a Pseudo-Wyvern right?"
by Cluttrd November 22, 2024
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Pseudo

Slang/shortened term for pseudoephedrine, a primary ingredient in the manufacturing of methamphetamine.
I’m in short supply this week, sorry. Can’t find any pseudo.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 22, 2023
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MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism

The artstyle used for those funky, simple drawings, occasionally with suspicious amounts of equally simple gore that gay people on the internet use as reaction images. Mostly used to represent a strong and very high or very low energy emotion. (e.g. anger, unrest, depression, hyper-focus)
MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism is one the artstyles of all time
by GBTG794 September 1, 2023
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