postal

Post an overwhelming series of updates, links or photos to Facebook, Twitter, or the like.

Holy shit, Jennifer must have dumped Eric! He's totally gone postal with Smiths songs. Jesus!

by joseph_junior September 2, 2011

Natalie Portman

Greatest, Most Beautiful And Wonderful Movie Star EVER!

Natalie Portman Is The Greatest Actress Of All Time.

by Currently Unknown July 25, 2003

Mexican Postmark

Bush sends national guard to postmark mexicans as guest workers!

LA dudes, check it out! red, white, green, bar code on my ass!

Wow Mexican Postmark I know gringos have mexican love.

Muchas gusto National border patrol man. Viva El presidente GWB!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

postal abbreviation

an evil scheme devised by the postal system so that packages intended to me sent to maine end up in maryland

that goddamn post office still can't tell the difference between an E and a D. idiots

by Unknown August 4, 2003

postminor

Internet slang describing a young adult above age of majority but with the mentality and maturity of a minor.

I get she's 19 but she's still a postminor, still needs her parent's permission to go anywhere.

by RonnyMcDonny May 23, 2023

Natalie Portman

Real name: Natalie Hershlag Use of Stagename: good call. A Semite Goddess, whom I'd gladly give up my heterosexuality for!

Natalie Portman is a present-day Audrey Hepburn.

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

postal text

The credits, often shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, that you try to catch at the end of a movie or film when it's shown on TV. Often interrupted by music that doesn't even belong to such a motion picture.

I wanted to see where this film was produced but the commercial came on and the credits became postal text.

by pentozali September 6, 2007