pooch

A verb meaning to screw something up. As in pooch screw.

You totally pooched your chances of hooking up with her.

The situation is all pooched up.

by KML234 August 20, 2009

Screwed the pooch

To have sex with a dog.

Jize Layo screwed the pooch for his new film, "Jize Layo does a dachsund IV"

by Jose Loya September 13, 2005

Bella Poarch

An amazing person who doesn’t deserve the hate she receives. One of the few tiktokkers with actual talent.

Bella Poarch is so pretty.

by infernomads September 5, 2021

pooching

The act of inhaling dogs farts to get high off them.

"Dude im so stoned. That labradors got me ripped man"

"Yo you need to stop pooching"

by DonSquigie December 21, 2010

poocheeto

the act of shoving cheeto's in a girls asshole during sex, cumming in her ass then later her shitting the cheeto's out and eating them

me and my babe experimented last night in wal mart and turns out she's a fan of poocheeto's, this was the best super bowl ever!

by John and Joe are fucking awsum February 22, 2008

Pooches gooches revenge

When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..

(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!

by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009

Pooch-hooch

Pooch is a dog or puppy and hooch is what we called our abode while in Viet-Nam. It can also be defined a place where the hubby goes when the wife is pissed off at him.

I screwed up and now I'm in the pooch-hooch

by mahat macoat November 10, 2009