Pooqing

When you inject poop with a syringe in the tip of your penis and you start peeing it on your stomach

When I put the syringe of shit inside my dick, I started pooqing all of my stomach

by Brayden Shmayden April 17, 2024

Poolingual

Is a person who is fluent in talking shit

Roger "I always drive my Ferrari around Silverstone"
Dave "Stop talking poolingual"

by anonymous May 21, 2024

Ponding

The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole

“Bro I with Sophie and we were ponding.”
“Ew bro that’s disgusting.”

by Ohiorizzler42069 May 23, 2024

pooning

the act of shoving any elongated object i.e pencil or pen down your cockhole

“ omg i just walked in on polka pooning!”

by skibidipooner June 11, 2024

poofing

like boofing but through your pisshole, or urethra as a lame science guy would say

im out here poofing jenkem rn

call 911

by Mogieymouse August 1, 2024

Pooping

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⬜⬜🟫🟨💋🟨🟫
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
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🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
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⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜🚽⬜
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Pooping is the act what that yellow woman is doing on top of this sentence ⬆️

by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024

Poodini

A blend of "Houdini" (master illusionist) and "poo," poodini refers to hidden deceptions disguised as something safe, clean, or beneficial.

It exposes the chemicals, toxins, and contaminants secretly present in everyday essentials like food, water, air, products, and materials.

The "poo" represents the filth and waste hidden within, while "Houdini" symbolizes the illusion used to make it vanish from public awareness.

Once you spot the poodini, you can't unsee it.

1. Friend 1: "This air freshener smells amazing!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, until you realize it's just a poodini filling your lungs with toxins."

2. Person 1: "They say tap water is clean, so I just drink from the sink."
Person 2: "That's the biggest poodini of all. It's packed with microplastics and chemicals."

3. Kid: "Can we get these snacks? The box says 'all natural'!"
Parent: "Don’t fall for it. That's just a poodini — all chemicals, no real food."

4. Customer: "I switched to this 'clean beauty' brand because it’s supposed to be safe."
Friend: "That’s what they want you to believe. It's just another poodini in a pretty bottle."

5. Person 1: "Why are you replacing your mattress already?"
Person 2: "Because I learned about the toxic flame retardants in it. Total poodini move by the manufacturers."

by D4ndelion December 31, 2024