pooch pounder

a sick mother fucker that fucks his bestfriends dog and jacks off with his dad and is the defination of stupid

"do you have any apple jelly" imma be the pooch pounder today

by justin big tits October 26, 2011

poocrastinate

When you procrastinate by taking an extra long time in the bathroom.

Guy 1: Hey where's Jim we need to get this project finished?

Guy 2: I don't know man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He's probably just trying to poocrastinate.

Guy 1: Typical Jimmy....

by lanaumass December 9, 2013

Poochy

An irresistibly adorable and squeezable animal or child

"Omg do you see that little poochy over there??"

" Yes what kind of dog is that!? It's adorable, I need it!!

"An Austrian Shepard, what a cute poochy!!"

by Nhammer October 19, 2017

Poocrastinate

The act of pooping in order to delay, avoid or postpone an activity.

Everytime before going to the gym I tend to poocrastinate.

Stop poocrastinating! It is time to go.

I have a lot to get done at work, but I tend to poocrastinate.

by Poolermo September 25, 2018

POGCHAMP

when you think something is cool, and want to show some expression.

Person 1: Dang i got a million money

Person 2: POGCHAMP!!!

by candyboom June 1, 2021

morgan’s little pogchamps

a volleyball team

have you seen that blue team? it must be morgan’s little pogchamps

by blakethegay June 17, 2021

Screwed the pooch

A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.

Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).

by Pooched2433 December 1, 2016