Turdy point buck

An extremely large white-tail deer that is 8 feet tall and weighs 12,000 pounds. 30 point antlers, with 15 points on each side. It can summon many hundreds of other turdy point bucks, and can disappear in an instant. A hunter encountered one, and shot at it with the Combination ak-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun, but missed, sending the hunter on a life long quest to "get dat turdy point buck".

(Both with heavy midwest accents)
Person 1: Did ya see da turdy pointer?
Person 2: No clyde. But I'm gonna get dat Turdy point buck.

by crashdagamer April 26, 2022

High point mixer

When you take a shit on somebody’s chest and then proceed to motorboat it afterward.

Yo, Kevin!! I gave James Charles a wicked High Point Mixer last night!

by Ilovedavanteadams October 17, 2022

Game of Points

The "Game of Points" is a mentally disturbing and challenging game in which someone who has absolutely no boundaries is awarded points for doing dirty and unmentionable things. After acquiring so many points the challengee advances to the next level. There are 5 different ranks and limitless levels. You start off with nothing at 25 you become bronze after 50 points you're silver, gold 75 points, platimun 100 points, diamond 125, miner 150 points. Upon reaching 150 points youre bumped down to nothing and start over. you add 1 to each level as you gain points.

Blake: Man did you hear? Brandon just advanced to level 9 platinum.

Garrett: Holy crap you serious?

Blake: Yeah that guy is disturbing.

Garrett: No he's just a boss at the game of points.

by Cthulhu Windsloft Paper Master December 6, 2013

bless their pointed heads

Their pointed head means they have no brain power. Bless their pointed heads means the same as bless them Lord for they are ignorant. They don't know any better than to do what their doing. It is a derogatory statement about someone doing something stupid.

They didn't know it was dangerous to drive a vehicle at night without head lights, bless their pointed heads!

by Shuggie March 8, 2017

You're Pointless

A way of roasting a circle.

Unit 11: Circles
Triangle: You're Pointless

by Dropped My Idiot May 29, 2018

Crown Point High School

The high school for kids who live in Crown Point, Indiana, Winfield, Indiana, and the rest of Center Township, this school has a good mix of students. Not too ghetto like Merrillville High School not too slutty like Lake Central High School and not too redneck like Hanover Central High School or Lowell High School. The students are overall pretty smart and somewhat preppy. But, if you don't wear AE, Hollister & Express, or drive a new Mustang, you might not fit in. There are a lot of Euro douchebags that go here and the numbers are increasing every year. They can be found at Voltage Dance Club on weekends.

Dude, Crown Point High School is so legit. If you act right, it is pretty down to earth.

by iceuroic June 28, 2011

point percy at the porcelain

to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums

after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain

by algarve dave December 14, 2004