mulch pile

when a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass good and the shit dries on it

Man I was gonna lick her ring but she had a mulch pile.

by perversed1 May 13, 2005

wannabe pikey

A Wannabe Pikey is a middle-class inverted snob 11 to 16 year old, who's keen to be seen and heard as working class chav, and/or pikey.

Wannabe Pikeys try their hardest to look hard and get the gear and bling just right. Usually more obnoxious and violent than the real thing. Dead giveaway is being spotted driving their own small hatchback mummy's just bought, usually full of similarly styled mates. Real Pikeys' walk or ride buses to smoke in. My daughters schools' full of em, and famous for it!.

by Shederector May 22, 2006

Cunt Pile

A term in the restaurant industry referring to a ridiculously small tip, sometimes literally a pile of change.

A gratuity that is significantly less than what is expected by waiter.

A gratuity that is disproportionate to service rendered and grossly beneath the industry standard.

I thought I was gonna make some decent money tonight than table 53 leaves me a big cunt pile of change.

Hey cheap ass! With this cunt pile I can to go to med school in a third world country and study gross anatomy on a mother fucking goat.

by Lisa Lawnchair June 22, 2008

Phoenix Piledriver

The art of spreading a womans legs and arms out like the wings of the phoenix while her ass is in the air so that you can fuck her piledriver style

Tommy you should have been at this party friday night, Some bitch was on the pooltable taking the Phoenix Piledriver like a champ

by Boss Phoenix July 6, 2010

the pile

A pile of mundane but indispensable items that often builds up in a certain spot of a room/apartment/etc, such as the tchotchkes piling up on a desk/dresser, a pile of laundry (both dirty and clean), or a pile of boxes that exist when moving between 2 or more places in a short period of time. It is worth noting that these piles, although manageable, are often really hard to remove completely, especially as they are quick to build up again, quite commonly in different places.

a variation of this term is the "college pile" which is essentially a pile of boxes, luggage, etc that piles up at a person's home before or after moving between college dorms/apts

hey found this random book light on your desk?
throw it on the pile!

hey there's a box of books here?
the college pile!

by UM North Quad August 23, 2011

Down For The Pile

• A term used most frequently with those that reside in the "White House" (located in Auvers Village Apartments in Orlando, FL).
• Often meaning anal intercourse with the same sex.
• A spontaneous question that is used to ware off any losers that don't know how to party.

Amber: "Are you down for the pile, Charlene?"
Charlene: "I'm never down for the pile!"
Kristina: "I'm always down for the pile with you, Amber!"
Jacob: "Eat a dick, ling ling!"

by lingling6969696 September 14, 2011

pile of shit

a pile of shit, otherwise known as POS, can be used to describe a person, or pile of shit, that seems nice and smells nice, but in reality, you realize that they're just a big pile of shit, and only pretended to like you so they didn't have to go to the prom alone. Fucking POS.

a pile of shit, a big bitch, someone who will use you and then shit can you. her friends suck balls.

by Huge E. Rection June 10, 2008