The term for how much of an impact you have on your parent's lives and money. Most poignant when living with parents at an age where you really should have moved out by now.
Derived from 'Carbon Footprint'
Derived from 'Carbon Footprint'
Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe you had to move back in with your parents"
Guy 2: "Yeah it's not so bad though, I have a well paid job and I cook my own meals so my parental footprint is pretty small"
Guy 2: "Yeah it's not so bad though, I have a well paid job and I cook my own meals so my parental footprint is pretty small"
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When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.
At Jenessa's Wedding, Mr. Robinson Asserted his Parental Guy Dance for all of her wedding guests... Well done popsys!
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Noun: An article or sometimes but very rarely a video that exploits parental instincts in order to scare the parents out of granting their children access to something.
Example:
Person 1: Hey, did you get the new Call Of Duty game?
Person 2: No, my mom says that violent video games cause violence in real life.
Person 1: That's just a parent scare, it's not true.
Example:
Person 1: Hey, did you get the new Call Of Duty game?
Person 2: No, my mom says that violent video games cause violence in real life.
Person 1: That's just a parent scare, it's not true.
Example:
Person 1: Hey, did you get the new Call Of Duty game?
Person 2: No, my mom says that violent video games cause violence in real life.
Person 1: That's just a parent scare, it's not true.
Example:
Person 1: Hey, did you get the new Call Of Duty game?
Person 2: No, my mom says that violent video games cause violence in real life.
Person 1: That's just a parent scare, it's not true.
Person 1: Hey, did you get the new Call Of Duty game?
Person 2: No, my mom says that violent video games cause violence in real life.
Person 1: That's just a parent scare, it's not true.
Person 2: No, my mom says that violent video games cause violence in real life.
Person 1: That's just a parent scare, it's not true.
by Trerry November 27, 2014
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If you're at uni and having to explain to them why you don't have a girlfriend, why you don't have good grades, why you don't have a part-time job.
And if you're married already you send the day helping your dad with his garden and your mom in the kitchen why avoid the question "So why don't you have kids yet?"
If you're at uni and having to explain to them why you don't have a girlfriend, why you don't have good grades, why you don't have a part-time job.
And if you're married already you send the day helping your dad with his garden and your mom in the kitchen why avoid the question "So why don't you have kids yet?"
John: Hey Tom, you comin' out tonight for Lizzy's birthday party? We're out to a nice restaurant before the club at 8pm
Tom: Nah bro, I can't this time. Got parental duty
John: Shit! Good luck with that
Example 2:
Chris: The whole office is going to Disney on Saturday, will Marianne also be coming?
Alex: Nah, she's got parental duty. She's taking her mom grocery shopping, and then for a haircut
Chris: Sucks to be her
Tom: Nah bro, I can't this time. Got parental duty
John: Shit! Good luck with that
Example 2:
Chris: The whole office is going to Disney on Saturday, will Marianne also be coming?
Alex: Nah, she's got parental duty. She's taking her mom grocery shopping, and then for a haircut
Chris: Sucks to be her
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Get the Parental Shield mug.Parentitis, Also called man child syndrome, is a disease of the brain which symptoms include:
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn
You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.
It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn
You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.
It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.
Person #1: Dude, why did that guy near the shops wearing the massive fedora have that meltdown?
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.
by Omniscient Iniquitous June 4, 2016
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She is a Pareer
by Aye it’s me smartness August 21, 2018
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