parsonsed

The act of giving a baskest of fruit to nuns.

-What's up woth Sister Mary Joseph? She seems pretty happy today.
-Oh, she was parsonsed this morning

by NotJon April 23, 2005

Parsimonious

A hoarding, self Seeking, bottom feeder unwilling to help other with resources they have. Who does things only for his own benefit and is often morally shunned. People who have little to no conscience and will lie, cheat, steal and manipulate others for their own benefit. A person who cares only for themselves and has no empathy or sympathy for others. These people will often ask who's going to pay for social solutions and admit they don't care enough to want to pay.

That ungrateful parsimonious piece of crap couldn't afford to help with our mom's funeral but she can afford to get her hair and nails done but she'll be first in line to receive her inheritance.

by Yaunti December 16, 2018

Zo pearson

Some one who has the best taste in music around she enjoys the same stuff as me and will always tell me wots hot and wots not (sad phrase) lol

the one and only bitch ???is that rite ???

Zoey, zo, zoe, rocks !!!!

by Choco Rocko May 2, 2005

Puffy Pears

a guy with huge testicles and sensitive personality

i just love my boyfriend he is so Puffy Pears

by Jaz the only awesome 1 around November 14, 2007

Alligator Pears

A rock band in Seattle. They have a cd out called Choking On Reality.

I just saw the Alligator Pears last night! They rocked!

by Oswald Petond September 14, 2007

Lund Parsad

Is The word for Special sauce from a males penis that is given to a fresh egg

Hamza gave Lund Parsad to Tinjeets Bund

by Punjabi_ Scarface November 28, 2006

Parson Brown

Parson Brown is the reference in the christmas song "Winter Wonderland". There is much controversy as to who this person is. Parson Brown is a distant relative to Charlie Brown, most unknown to the majority of Peanuts fans. There is a lost reel featuring Parson Brown in the holiday special "Charlie Brown and the great christmas tree caper". You can only find this episode on EBAY. So that settles the age old dispute as to who is Parson Brown and why are we pretending that he is our snowman??

...in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown...

by jenn December 6, 2004