Pet Sitter

A pet-sitter is a girl (or guy) who thinks he/she is a girlfriend/boyfriend to someone who is out of town hooking up with randoms knowing that his/her pet is in good hands.

Marcus went to Hawaii for work, leaving his 13 year old dog with his 'Pet Sitter'. Marcus was able to check in with said "pet-sitter" to ensure his dog's happiness, while still carousing around Hawaii trolling for a good time.

by Irisheyeskb August 8, 2013

Pet the fish

A hand job given or received while skinny dipping in a natural body of water.

My boyfriend asked me to pet the fish when we were skinny dipping in the lake.

by Ivana Scream August 31, 2013

pet rat

Someone who is inferior compared to you
You are god compared to pet rats
People who deserve to be caged

"you're my pet rat"
"Eve is my pet rat"

by wolfafied October 19, 2020

pet girl

a shy girl who has been kind of adopted by a bunch of guys who are a bit older than her.this can be between a 6th grader and 8th graders,a freshman and seniors,a sophomore and seniors,a freshman and juniors,a 7th grader and 8th graders,a 6th grader and 7th graders,ect.the guys don't like her romanticly and the girl doesn't like them romanticly,they're just friends.

jessica is kind of our pet girl.she's a 6th grader,and she just hangs out with us somuch that she's kind of part of the crew now.we sort of adopted her

by a real life pet girl December 13, 2012

pub pets

Those ugly looking woman that hang around pubs waiting for the chance to prey on drunk blokes & take them home and screw them. They are usually married woman with smelly breaths, and rippled arse cheeks, and dangly tits past there belly buttons. However they are usually horny enough to take a dick up the poop shoot.

Shit bro, watch out for those Pub Pets over there. Haha I can see a Pub Pet eyeing you up mate.

by ChrisDay July 5, 2006

mexican pets

The cockroaches that live in the house of someone who has no pets.

Janel couldn't afford a hamster for her bambinos, so she just let them play with their little brown mexican pets

by flatbuttsrugly October 16, 2008

Pet Sumner

North Carolina hick. Loves basketball. Has a hot gf. Amazing friend. Loaded. Drives Mercedes. Southern swag. Takes care of the drunk and needy. Likes chocolate cake. Straightedge. His roommate sleeps with everyone, even though he's not hot. Nice smile. Jams out to awesome music. Sometimes eats shit playing basketball and gets bruises his back. loves his fellow puringtonites <3

There are no other examples of Pet Sumner

by npnleklh November 6, 2010