Ploop Octopus

A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.

That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.

by big dick nigga with December 3, 2019

Doctor Octopused

By duct taping 4 bidet sets into a 4-in-1 action and getting sprayed in the anus

Bro i got doctor octopused last night

by Plaanz August 25, 2021

Cajun Octopus

The act of sharting into an appliance

I had to go so bad I had to “Cajun Octopus” the microwave.

by The Bearded Doorman January 24, 2022

Land Octopus

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.

Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.

by Kurmithaflog May 13, 2022

Rapid Octopus

When a woman with 4 toes sucks you and gets cum under her toenails.

That Rapid Octopus was absurd baby!

by Rapid Octopus maker May 27, 2022

The Octopus

When you absorb every management position available because you have pictures of the CEO getting gobbled off by an Indian truck driver.

Oh shit here comes the Octopus. Get ready for protected action bitches.

by Uncle Shonk January 31, 2023

Kentucky octopus

A circle jerk consisting of four men (eight arms) where, instead of a soggy biscuit, they are aiming for a bucket of fried chicken. The person who cums last has to eat the fried chicken.

I went to a frat party in Lexington and stumbled into a room of drunken frat boys engaged in a heated game of Kentucky Octopus. I thought I had seen everything until then.

by Rememberer May 14, 2023