cheesy mustache

a guy who's mustache has been dipped in the anus of a woman with a stinky asshole.

"hey man did you smell rustys cheesy mustache..it reeked of cheese and bootyhole"

by BearLee February 21, 2014

purple mustache

subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.

Someone's going to have quite the purple mustache after spending a night with those boys.

by jim parker February 14, 2006

Kosovo Mustache

Three short pubic hairs precariously balanced on a teenager's upper lip.

Hey. Make sure your Kosovo mustache doesn't fall into my Coke can.

by Daily Real August 22, 2011

Australian mustache

(n): The result of growing a mustache with your pubes "down under".

Your Australian mustache is really tickling my nose.

by Falkor the Ghost Puncher January 20, 2011

cambodian mustache

when you cum on the upper lip of your partner and place your pubic hair on it and allow it to dry resembling a mustache

brittany spears recieved a cambodian mustache from papa smurf and it was revealed on TMZ.

by poopoffender November 11, 2010

Fake mustache

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"
"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

by jzimbert May 30, 2006

Mustache Ride

To rotate your jaw in either a clockwise and or counter clockwise motion while pushing your tongue out in succession with the movement of one's lips; making it appear as though the mustache is doing a wave-like motion.

would anyone in my general vicinity care for a mustache ride?

by things that i'm looking at March 4, 2014