Monkson

Full name Neilson Wang. He was short and bald and was purchased by a tall guy for $10. He slowly grew his hair back but his height never grew a bit. Monkson is terrible at sports mainly due to his shortness. He was memed and a Google slide was even made about him. Known by everyone as a short and bald kid.

“Your such a Monkson”

“Short like Monkson”
“Bald like Monkson”

by Monkson July 19, 2023

Munk Debate

Very cool man. You got a pretty good score there. Now do one about the Peterson-Sphere.

Hym "Doug! DOUG! DOUGLAS MURRAY! Do another munk debate! I want to see you do one on whether or not you can trust the NON-MAINSTREAM media. Do one on the Peterson-Sphere! Can we trust them? Are they using the strategies of the Chinese communist party to gain a political advantage they aren't capable of gaining on the merits of their position? Why are they condemning Biden for cooperation with China when they are literally doing the thing that China does to Taiwan? Doug!? Where's Doug? Hey! Do one about whether or not we can trust the unelected non-mainstream media that is actively using their platform to engage in economic coercion and threatening to use it again in the future! Are they trustworthy Doug? Because they decry communism but... They are doing a communism.... Doug? I... I don't thing he can hear me.... DOUG!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

munk

The act of bending your penis into a pretzel shape therefore increasing sex drive leaving your lover starstruck!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Bro last night I munked and it was so intense!
Guy 2: I gotta try that!

by Frog2 August 21, 2024

mungshavies

Burning raw asshole from improper wipe and untimely re wipe.

The porta John paper didn’t cut it and I waited too long to do a proper re wipe. Now I’ve passed the bungshavies stage and I have mungshavies.

by ~tommyd~ October 4, 2023

muckshake

When you pour a bottle of semi skinned milk into somebodies gaping buthole, grab the legs shake, and squirt the contents into a glass

Glen gave everybody a muckshake last night, it didnt go down well!

by Shamrack69 November 19, 2023

mundster mash

When you stick caper berrys in your foreskin and pinch off the tip so you can squish them inside your foreskin. Then you insert your penis into a girls mouth and feed her the squished berrys.

Me and my old lady are gonna try mundster mashing tonight for the first time!

by Dm123456789 November 19, 2023

munkhtsetseg

A pretty woman with a beautiful smile. But her soul is prettier.

Munkhtsetseg lover her cat. Light rain and lilies of valley makes her smile.

Munkhtsetseg is usually listening to songs.

Munkhtsetseg loves to go to the mall with her friends and sip on a coffee in a cute little mug <3

by wayamayasofticecream<3 November 22, 2023