traveling merchant

The act of ejaculating behind your partner then spilling your seed on the back of your partners neck and the thick white substance flow down their back and into their rectum

Snookie:hey Arnold, can you give me a traveling merchant?
Arnold: I can't it will go against my governmental position

Snookie: well that sucks ass I'll go ask Kim kardashian

by shatbird January 7, 2012

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Console Merchant

An individual who succeeds through the use of Aim Assist on Console platforms rather than his or her own skill.

Suji is such a console merchant, his controller is literally playing the game for him!

Ariel cant aim on his own, he needs aim assist to win games. He is such a console merchant.

by MLG420McSwaggerton February 28, 2022

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tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

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a middle aged milf with droopy tits often seen in water, washing her aged vag. a typical day for merhag includes a dozen blowjobs for the nearest alpha male. other than giving blowjobs, merhags are fairly rare and hard to find.

Debbie is a such a merhag that she needs to DIAF.

by Schmichael Schmordon March 15, 2009

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merchandise

Something someone buys from someone to look like yet another zombie off another person's name brand.

I like Minecraft SOOO MUCH! I event bought all the merchandise for it!

I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!

by Smith dux Wurd June 19, 2017

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