merhag

a middle aged milf with droopy tits often seen in water, washing her aged vag. a typical day for merhag includes a dozen blowjobs for the nearest alpha male. other than giving blowjobs, merhags are fairly rare and hard to find.

Debbie is a such a merhag that she needs to DIAF.

by Schmichael Schmordon March 15, 2009

Merharing

The act of eye fucking women/girls at the workplace with the intent to undress them with ones own mind

Eric was merharing every girl in the office when he suddenly realized he had a new stain on his pants

by Steeb Yobs March 7, 2013

Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.

After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.

by MikeInDC August 29, 2017

Merhaw

a sound used for great length of weirdness. can be used at any point in a conversation to break the ice. it could also be used when in sexual intercourse with another by using "merhaw" in great excitement

-"hey dtf?"
-"merhaw"

by merhawgirl February 24, 2011

merhawi

cool, cool person, fashionable, in style, very very cool

your not merhawi meaning your not cool

by smartypants April 4, 2005

merkage

the thought in your head and/or the state of your mind after someone has been merked hardcore

bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt

by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010

merhan

The sound produced by testicles slapping against buttocks during sexual intercourse.

The walls in our apartment are so thin that the merhan coming from my roommates room has been keeping me up at night.

by guy deboard September 16, 2009