anul masturbation

Inserting something up the ass that increases pleasure, like a didlo, or a string of beads.
Can be done by both male AND female. Males are not gay if they masturbate anully.

anul masturbation

"I anully masturbated last night, and the orgasm was intense!

by Jake__ January 9, 2008

Prone Masturbation

atypical masturbatory style in the face-down position that is commonly blamed for Erectile Dysfunction and male orgasmic disorder (delayed ejaculation).

A: Dude, the other day I was on the ground doing push-ups when I got a boner...but when it rubbed the ground it felt good.

B: Man, that's prone masturbation, it's bad for your dick.

by Raunchy Riggs November 2, 2010

masturbation

The act of cumming onto one's keyboard after watching a porn video clip.

"Oh damn now I have to clean my keyboard because of my masturbation."

by Maximus Cox January 9, 2008

Masterbation

The art of making your peepee bigger by stroking it

Mom I won compitition for my nice masterbation

by Bigger ligma December 4, 2019

masturbation, booze, and madonna

the 1990s version of "Sex, drugs, and rock n roll"

I was reading the book Reviving Ophelia and Gail, one of Mary Pipher's patients, said that the phrase "sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll" had been changed to "masturbation, booze, and Madonna". Wow.

by Karen Stickney November 11, 2008

masturbation rolodex

referring to the memory of any past sexual experiences that are worthy of masturbating to at a future time.

or

discussing how a sexual experience was so exceptional that it will be remembered fondly of and kept in the memory bank.

That girl was incredible. I'm going to have to store that away in my masturbation rolodex.

by LeBron Shames June 28, 2010

Habitual Masturbation

When you masturbate habitually, you masturbate not because you want to, but because it is that time of the day.

"Hey, where's Andre?"
"It's 2:30. Habitual masturbation must've gotten the best of him."

by gbrodee April 7, 2015