mason

What is Mason Roth? Mason is a total simp. Mason calls everyone else a simp but in reality he do b da only simp around my guy...
Am i wrong? No.

Mason simps over Avery every night.

Mason do b a simp doe...

by yoloit.comm March 27, 2020

Mason

Also known as May May, this is a big lad who's pretty nice until you get to know him. He loves wood, cooking, hockey, and alternating between being chill and being an ass. He also says "eh" a lot and subconciously repeats everything he says in a whisper.

There goes Mason, whisper repeating everything he says again.

by Shmeemv April 29, 2021

Mason Levy

Pretentious, narcissistic, sanctamonious, self-righteous. A "Mason Levy" is someone who thinks he/she/them is hot shit but is nothing more than a cold fart. A "Mason Levy" is also known for praising his/her/them own work, personality, and/or persona whilst being unaware of how shit it actually is.

Joe: Dude I'm such a great actor, singer and student. I am so talented regardless of having grown up with the mental illness of ADHD.
Tim: You're such a fucking Mason Levy.

by CollegeIntellectual September 30, 2021

Mason

Says skadad alot

*Mason galloping shouting “skadad! Skadad!” Clapping his hands together like a seal.

by User012947739 February 7, 2023

A Mason

Someone who builds things up only to knock them down at a later time.

After Toby put down the girl he was talking to, I was ready to knock that Mason clean out.

My son always destroys his lego, he's going to be a Mason real soon.

by The Man with the Golden Gun January 13, 2013

Fucking Rob Mason

I drink consisting of Baileys, Amaretto, kahlua and Milk.

This drink is amazing what is it? That's a Fucking Rob Mason!

by Robbie Jaa October 14, 2008

masonized

The act of trying to flirt with a lovely lady (or usually man) but commiting a form of sexual assault with your eyes. To properly masonize, one must have their shirt off, give a wild hobos retarded gaze, and direct their attention to an unwilling party.

Tom: did you hear Jenny got masonized?
Jim: oh shit is she ok?
Tom: I think it turned her gay :(

by Mista blista July 5, 2014