Kitchen table is a style of polyamory that places emphasis on family-style connections among the people involved in a network, whether they're romantically involved with each other or not. The name comes from the idea that everyone involved would be comfortable gathering around the kitchen table for a meal.
Friend: where's hubby tonight
Me: he is out at his gf's place
Friend: you're cool with his gf?
Me: yeah we practice kitchen table polyamory
Me: he is out at his gf's place
Friend: you're cool with his gf?
Me: yeah we practice kitchen table polyamory
by Edgeofinsanity13 August 24, 2021
Man: Oh yes Mr. Wallace, the transfer will be made right away.
Man's wife: Umm, darling, can I...
Man: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
Man's wife: Umm, darling, can I...
Man: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
by goxdie July 27, 2009
by Tropico9720 May 31, 2016
Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.
Carl: He john, how was your weekend?
John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.
Carl: You should really go out more dude.
John: Yeah, i know.
John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.
Carl: You should really go out more dude.
John: Yeah, i know.
by Rostiboots March 20, 2011
A myth. No such thing. This is about as non-existant as a unicorn. Scientology goes after only rich people by enticing them with "Celebrity Centers". The Church of Scientology does not have any outreach for the poor. If you can not afford to join they do not want you.
"You hear 'bout our boy Marcus scoring a Maybach?"
"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."
"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."
by eze in the Durty South February 12, 2009
My drunk kitchen, an entertaining show on YouTube hosted by the talented gorgeous Hannah Hart, she gets intoxicated with other youtubers or by her self and cook meals from her book, which y'all should buy. The best YouTube show ever.
by Optimistic Banana January 10, 2015
A dirty soup kitchen occurs when a bunch of hobos have sex in a new red Prius which is just a soup kitchen what makes it dirty is when they have anal and one guy shits or has a bluewaffle and leaves the fluid all over the seats.
God dammit honey you can't leave your car unlocked if you do it again you have to clean up the dirty soup kitchen in your car.
by Mattworthenwatchesgayporn January 22, 2015