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Alcholic MOD on a very popular forum, a joker, arr tis tru, and a excellent downloader.

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by KillerG July 21, 2004

Millering

1: To be actively engaged in courting someone already engaged in a committed relationship.

2: To fool one self into believing that they are capable of wooing someone away from their significant other.

He's been millering around Susan for weeks. Everyone knows she's just mashing him along, but he's totally convinced that she's going to fall for him at any moment.

by Rickola August 31, 2013

Killing two birds with one stone

When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!

When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"

by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021

Kinlezing

When you hit someone in the eye with a school tablet. Specifically with the corner

Present simple:
I kinles
You kinlez
He She It kinleses
You kinlez
We kinlez
They kinles

Present continuos:
I am kinlesing
You are kinlezing
He She It is kinlesing
You are kinlezing
We are kinlezing
They are kinlesing

Past simple:
I kinlesed
You kinlezed
He She It kinlesed
You kinlezed
We kinlezed
They kinlesed

Past continuos:
I was kinlesing
You were kinlezing
He She It were kinlesing
You were kinlezing
We were kinlezing
They were kinlesing

Me: I will stop kinlezing you!
Person: I'm telling the teacher!
Me: Sorry...

by tRigeL February 18, 2022

Cock killing

When someone cock blocks you so bad, with no reason, just to be an asshole.

fran : hey jimmy did u end up dating susan
jimmy: no luke was cock killing my ass so hard... i gave up

by lukeshrew February 27, 2009

poster killing wind

When you open a window, and wind blows in to rip the posters and pictures off of every wall and ceiling, even on the same wall, whileyou try to scramble and catch them before they end up halfway to china.

Parent: hey, all your posters got caught by a poster killing wind.
Kid:DAMN!

by lolly katt March 1, 2009

screaming crying killing myself

a figurative phase used when one hates a certain situation

i don’t want to go to work screaming crying killing myself

by genius trinny April 20, 2022