Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

kayang

Kayang is a very sexy person,you would are very lucky if you have a kayang in your life,very helpful,but are short tempered and very smart.

All kayangs will become billionaires , they are amazing people just dont show it.

by k.bunny March 15, 2022

Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

keanayah

Keanayah is a short leng lightskin

“Keanayah is so leng man”

by Human07591027316 March 19, 2022

Keian Mcarthur

An intelligent life form that must keep its long blonde locks of hair under the safe protection of a hat.

Where’s Keian Mcarthur gone? He’s probably just gone to the toilet again without asking the silly billy

by Clarkey September 22, 2022

Kayano Mikoto

he has split personality or he's faking to make use have sympathy idk which one so he kills people and stuff you should go to 2:09 on his song "MeMe" it fire

Person1: Hey you know Kayano Mikoto from milgram right
Person2: yea what about hin
Person1: the scene of him undressing...
Person2: aint no way you simp for Kayano Mikoto he brushes his teeth in the shower and had so much blood on him his bath water turned red💀

by ngh ah February 12, 2023

Keanuvin

A Keanuvin is a person of rarity who is in between introvert and extrovert making them able to pull maidens and usually is independent. The name originates from the first names of two famous actors Keanu Reeves and Vin Diesel, which explains why Keanuvin is an action man.

Yo bro you're tryna be like Keanuvin cuh but no one can be like him on gawd frl frl no cap cuh.

by Wiggles Dingleburg March 19, 2023