Kentucky Sundial

The action of moving your boner from the 6 o'clock position to the 12 o'clock position and tucking it into your waistband, to avoid the embarrassment of showing your spam javelin in public.

Duuuude I had to give myself a Kentucky Sundial before I went up to the chalkboard to do that math problem!

by jdizzzzz April 28, 2020

Kentucky Bumpfire

1) The practice of doing bumpfire or bumpfiring a semi-automatic rifle by needlessly, inefficiently and probably unsafely having a buddy stand behind you and pull the stock of your slinged rifle. 2) Any needless, inefficient and unsafe variation on standard shooting protocol usually thought up by two (almost always male) friends when they have more ammo than targets or good sense. See, Kentucky Windage.

Hey, why is that guy using himself as a bipod for his buddy's AR?
Hmm...That right there, son, is some serious Kentucky Bumpfire.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 20, 2020

Kentucky Plug

During the act on intercourse, you stick you thumb in your partners ass with authority while saying "ITS WATER MELLON TIME"

Ralph, how'd you get two black eyes?
Scott, I gave the misses the "Kentucky Plug" last night. Killed the mood, I was blind, and she's sitting on an ass donut. Would not recommend it.

by analbabes May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

When she hits her period during sex and you plug Satan's waterfall with your thumb, a la Kentucky Ballistics' Scott

"Man, she got her period while we were fucking"
Scott: "Did you give her the Kentucky Plug?"
"What?!"
Scott: "Stick a thumb in it"

by SolidBoi May 20, 2021

kentucky plug

The sexual act of inserting one's thumb into an opening to minimize the outpouring of bodily fluids

She reached climax and I gave her the Kentucky Plug so she didn't mess the sheets

by Chappers88 May 20, 2021

Kentucky plug

Stick a thumb in it

Getting the old kentucky plug tonight, no slap rounds needed

by Kentucky 50 cal May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

Kentucky thumb, the act of blowing your firearm up with an old army round and inserting your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding

Did you see the AK-50?
Ya right before the Kentucky thumb.

by Lemomlimepie6 May 21, 2021