Jared

Jared; or one who plans poorly or has poor planning. Jared could also be described as ; (fake as fuck) or ; capable of doing things that could be described as huge

Hey man did you hear Jared planned that big thing then bailed. That was HUGE... What a bailmaster!

by Funktastic611 September 3, 2016

Jared

A real dick who abuses women physically and mentally. He also tells you to make him cum and he cums on FaceTime. Nice and shy in the beginning but makes you feel like a bitch In the end.

Jared is a fucking douchebag

by Bitch___ January 7, 2018

Jared Followill

Most coolest hillbilly guitarist for coolest hillbilly band (kings of leon)
Very hot, very cool and mine

Jared Followill is mine

by Caitlin February 28, 2004

Jared

Jared is the name for the dingle berries that hang on butt hair

I have a Jared hanging from my butt

by Chad mann January 18, 2010

Jared

Tall, slightly chunky man with dark facial hair. Loves Black T-shirts and his sexy girlfriend. He has a fetish with boobs. His popsicle is slight smaller than normal. He never rejects you when you ask for a ride in his man van. He's a sweet and loving boyfriend but makes mistakes and doesnt really understand the female type. He has kind of a numb personality but is extremely loyal..... I mean REALLY LOYAL. He will be whatever you want hime to be. He is my bestfriend, my boyfriend, and my slave. He also enjoys blowing on lucy, his trombone....:D

He went to jared

by Ned Bluska October 30, 2010

Jared

The art of escaping in an otto bin

He chucked a Jared
He got out by Jareding

by ArttRarr October 16, 2008

Jared Sinclair

I do believe this is the greatest person ever to be placed on this earth, destined for greatness. All the woman want him and all the men want to be like him. Take a bow as this magnificent human-being enters the room, After all he probably is your father.

No example, There is only 1 Jared Sinclair

by Jared Sinclair June 11, 2013