jessica simpson

proof that blondes are dumb. the stereotypical blonde bimbo with epic tits and a fake tan. i doubt SHE was the one who initiated the divorce. her husband probably had some sense knocked into him finally. is now dating a smart brunette and is making millions by pretending to be depressed and heartbroken about the split (his new album).

person 1: jessica simpson is dumb, but nick lachey is a smart man for leaving her.

person 2: she left HIM.

person 1: yeah, he left her.

by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh March 25, 2007

Jessica Kennedy

The meaning of dip shit is Jessica Kennedy

Jessica Kennedy is a Dip shit

by Oliver and lachlan November 8, 2018

Jessica

Jessica is an independent woman. She takes care of herself and loves everyone around her. She has dark brown hair, brown eyes, and tan skin. Creativity is her middle name. She wants to be in the books and live those stories. Most people call her Jess, she likes it better too. Anyone can make her laugh, she has a mostly clean sense of humor and cutest laugh. Flowers are her passion, rolling in the grass and feeling the breeze as she picks the wildflowers. She's rare, vibrant, and a special delight.

Where did all these flowers go?

Jessica was here wasn't she?

by Wild_Flower_Child May 22, 2017

The Jessica Alba

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."
Tom: "How'd she like it?"
Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

by Daniel Eastman April 23, 2005

jessica simpson

a girl who is so fucking hot it doesn't even matter that she's dumb.

"she cant spell dude!"
"who gives a shit shes like jessica simpson id lube up and make love to the arches of her feet if i could"

by T Cash January 21, 2006

jessica simpson

A stupid, dumb slut. Enough said.

Jessica Simpson should go jump off a bridge and die!

by loserxcore September 4, 2005

jessica simpson

she looks like a man for christ's sake. look at her manly butt chin. have you seen her without makeup? she'd make a cute gay male. im not even kidding. if you jack off to her, then you'd jack off to her, then you'd probaby jack off to a blown up cartoony doll.

i bet jessica simpson was born a man and had tons of surgery from it's rich parents.

by nicky lachey October 11, 2006