Immaculight

Hitting every green light on a long road for a smooth ride.

"I can't believe we didn't hit one red light. That ride was immaculight!"

by RThunderLWA December 18, 2012

Immune from Consciousness

Ignoring facts, common sense, and human compassion because religious or political doctrines and dogma dictate a course of action or thought which belies common decency.

I think most politicians and religious leaders are immune from consciousness...look how they treat the environment.

by GaiaGirl December 18, 2013

Immbf

Stands for "I miss my best friend" or "I miss my boy friend". Usually used during texting.

Example:

Friend 1: How are you doing?
Friend 2: Immbf =(

by HaikuGal October 11, 2016

Imma go polish my turtle

When a person feels uncomfortable in a sentence an feels the need to leave suddenly without alarming or making the other person/people mad. Also used to make your exit more lighthearted and funny.

"Aoife i heard you like Cole. But hes my ex."
"Welp imma go polish my turtle BOB junior now TA"

by aoifemxgann June 6, 2017

immoral compass

The means by which some people are guided to do the wrong and unethical thing when no one is watching in most circumstances.

While healing in the hospital with a broken jaw, Ron thought about how he could restrain his immoral compass after a night where he stole cash and weed from Chuck while he was making out with Diane; told Diane that Chuck had herpes after he left the party; and then crept into Chuck's car to sleep afterwards only to wake to Chuck's spinning backfist.

by von groovy June 11, 2017

immaturing

The process of becoming less responsible and capable over time.

Often a trait of a middle-aged person who has given up on taking care of themselves - either due to personal choice or unforeseen, unfortunate circumstances. Someone who is immaturing was more capable and responsible as a young adult than at their current older age. They often displace their burdens on people who care about them.

She's 53 and immaturing; I find it hard to believe she was ever able to pay her own bills.

After Jeff lost the business he started immaturing, now I hear he's trying to move in with his kids.

My mother-in-law has been steadily immaturing since her divorce 15 years ago.

At the rate bob is immaturing, he'll likely be fired in 6 months.

by GummieGirl August 31, 2017

immaculate cornception

When you haven't eaten corn in a week, but still see golden kernels studding your bowel movement.

"I haven't had corn in months! But there it was in the toilet bowl! It's an immaculate cornception."

by GoFightNguyen May 29, 2018