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empty the hose

when a male strokes his cock and emptys his creamy fluids
“hey Ricky did you empty the hose yet today”
“yea, why ya asking Cam”
by Ricky_cam42069 December 12, 2022
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Hosing

The action of posing like a Ho
Person: "Should I stick out my butt and my tongue for this picture?"
Friend: "That would be Hosing"
by Mikinyuu December 22, 2016
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balls hose

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.

Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
by brexitroy March 19, 2022
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Hose draining

When you grab a man my his penis and rapidly swing it around causing internal bleeding to soften his penis, you then rap your mouth around the head of his penis and sucks are furious as possible trying to suck cum straight from his balls
I hose draining Tyler last night that his cock bled
by Rock cock May 18, 2016
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Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...
Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.
by Simple Jack duh April 9, 2016
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hose dragon

Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon
"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"
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Hose Tucker

A guy who tucks his hose and acts like a woman
Bro my friend hooked up with a hose Tucker last night.

What the fuck!

Yeah he almost killed him thinking he was a she.
by Tom at v cu Hz to October 10, 2017
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