Paris Hilton

The world's most hospitable Hilton...

Welcome to my bony ass...

by fags-in-the-shower August 28, 2005

upto the hilt

to have ones penis completely inserted into a fanny

i.e. upto the hilt of a sword

here..darling..do you mind if i get it upto the hilt tonight

by The Trapster February 12, 2009

Paris Hilton

1. One who looks like a cross between Big Bird, Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons, and a toucan.
2. See: attention-whore, one who has done nothing to get where she is, no talent, racist, stupid, spoiled.
3. Shallow people believe that those who see her for what she is - a stupid, untalented, skanky, uninteresting, ugly waste of space are fat and ugly and poor.

Nikki Ann: OMG Paris Hilton is so kewl! If u hate her ure fat and ugly and poor and jellous!
Me: I'm actually quite skinny, good-looking, and not jealous and not poor.

by Lucy February 24, 2005

Paris Hilton

Robin Hood's defense in court.

Robin Hood: We should steal from the rich and give to the poor, especially when the rich are dumb, skanky bitches.

by GeneralFailure March 5, 2005

Perez Hilton

A Flammin Homo faggot ass queer bait sissy
boy who is jealous of beautiful women, and
needs to be locked up in prison and gang raped repeatly by big hairy men.

Hey..look! There goes that Homo
Perez Hilton holdin' hands with his faggot
ass boy friend wearing a miss usa crown.
Let's go cripple them queery bastards!

by streetwhiz April 26, 2009

hilltopper

When you eat a huge meal and take a huge dump that reaches up to your ass. Then you become the hilltopper.

After Thanksgiving dinner, I became a hilltopper.

by B-nix July 23, 2005

Paris Hilton

The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and fuck as many human males as possible.

I know you people have seen "Species", are you sure this wasn't a documentary about Paris Hilton’s personal life?????

by Chris January 1, 2005