cross-hazing

Getting drunk and high simultaneously.

person 1: I'm so drunk and high right now!
person 2: So you've been cross-hazing?
person 1: I'm so drunk and high right now!

by Crease22 November 23, 2010

Hillary-Hating Goggles

A device that you wear over your eyes, to only see Hillary in a negative way. Even if what you are seeing/reading isn't true, it still shows Hillary to be:

a. Socialist/Communist

b. Not emotional enough

c. Too emotional

d. Not an agent of change, because being a women is nothing new to the Presidency.

e. Somehow not ready to be President because her husband played around on her, even though 50 percent of all marriages have some sort of infidelity going on.

f. A bitch. Even though Bitches get things done.

I was trying to take an accurate look at Hillary's positions, but my Hillary-Hating Goggles didn't allow that.

by just plain greatness March 2, 2008

Having hoes

Bestfriend that has hoes and denies it

My bestfriend be having hoes lined up and will deny he does

by Ariebihhh June 22, 2017

Wide stance having mother fucker

Someone who repeatedly takes it in the ass every night or every day from two or more men simultaneously.

George W. Bush is a wide stance having mother fucker.

by oblivionmaster January 25, 2009

Having a one-night stand with a loser

Doing it like they do it on discovery channel with a loser you just met in the night-life.

Jenny enden up having a one-night stand with a loser

Jessica was so drunk she ended up having sex with a geek that night.

Sarah did it with a loser she just met.

by Greenlander May 20, 2012

having ass

Eating ass for breakfast lunch and dinner. When someone has a nice
Ass and you want to eat it.

"I saw john having ass today with that Kelly girl in the janitors closet"

by Laurenboo89 July 28, 2014

hating

The act of hating the world and the vast majority of its occupants for a significant period of time.

"What are you up to today?"
"Oh, I'm just hating."

by Zero132132 October 5, 2007