Hammered ass

Sub par. Well below average. Shitty.

That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.

by Dar-Man March 22, 2012

Black Hammer

A word commonly used to describe a black man's with an exceptionally large penis. Describes in two words what happens when a black man whips out his penis.
Thud!

When asked why he's called black hammer, "Because when I whip out my penis it hits the floor and makes a thud."
Gamer name: BlackHammer

by SlapDatHoe February 15, 2014

harry hammer

When a man's pubic hair is longer than his penis.

No chick wants to suck me off because of my harry hammer!

by Artemus_Cain July 11, 2009

taint hammer

The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.

The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!

by Boba Twat January 22, 2010

fuckin hammered

Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced

Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!

by I<3BEER! June 13, 2011

shit-hammered

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.

Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.

by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010

hammered hell

Trashed, Completely unacceptable. Non negotiable. Beyond recognition. Unsatisfactory.

You look like hammered hell. I feel like hammered hell.

by Jl77diver January 6, 2014