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harry potter hair

When a person hair is unavoidably messed up. you can comb it, gel it, hairspray it, nothing keeps this hair in line, it is untameable
by EmlyLizabet December 17, 2010
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Credit Union Hair

The haircut worn Canadian small town bank-tellers across that fine nation.
Just heading down to the stylist for fix my Credit Union Hair! Need to fit in!
by Bigmykale June 20, 2018
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Japanese Cunt Hair

Japanese Cunt Hair

Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.

In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.
Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!

Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!
by roastbeefcurtain January 9, 2020
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The Uchiha clan’s hair

The most styled hair I ever seen in my life. Like damn Madara got that beautiful long hair,Itachi got the most durable ponytail and don’t get me started on Izuna’s magnificent jet black hair.
Uchiha hair is extremely beautiful and soft” I wish I had the Uchiha clan’s hair.
by Kira.B May 30, 2021
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mick mow hair

Little girl says to mommy, mommy mommy I wanna be mick mow hair
by Pastor homeslice December 20, 2021
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Old lady goat hair

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight
I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.
by Grandarthma July 17, 2022
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A copypasta from an anime that is usually found on discord followed by several of the same emojis.
'DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿'
by i just morbed June 4, 2022
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