Grode

A small, skinny penis.

Girl: "Omg so I was blowing Gregg the other day and..."

Boy : "Okay, you blow a dude every week what's so special about this?"

Girl: "He had the smallest grode I've ever fuckin seen! I made him pull his fly up once I saw that."

Boy: "Not surprised...he always seemed like he was insecure about something..."

by partisanwarrior97 May 17, 2016

mrs gordon

when a man sees a woman breast feeding her baby and he knocks the baby out of the way in order to suckle that warm breast milk for himself. This process only lasts about 5 seconds.

Dude yesterday I pulled a mrs gordon on a hot chick in the park

by GZILLA April 21, 2007

grode gonzalous

when someone eats a girl out when she is on the rag (period) also known as blood wings

u know on biker jackets how they have those red wings on theyr jaket well i made up the name grode gonzalous so it would sound funnier

by matt collins January 24, 2004

gordo

An moronic political leader in the Best Place on Earth, British Columbia.

Is a useless jerk who has done nothing for the people.

Is considered an insult to be called "gordo"

gordo is a jerk who does nothing for the people.

by rich_coleman February 11, 2005

jeff gordon

Least-liked NASCAR driver. Liberal Californian Chevy driver.

Usage: "What's the difference between Jeff Gordon and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

by Most April 25, 2006

Flash Gordon

(v) When a male's penis is in a female's anus during doggy-style sex the male applies a Tazer to the female for a full 5 second burst causing the female's anus to constrict tightly around the penis.

Dude, I totally Flash Gordon'd this chick last night. She clenched down so hard it neary cut my dick off in her ass!

by SSully October 17, 2007

jeff gordon

a faggot liberal nascar driver from ... guess

thats right, cali...

is the most annoying driver in all auto racing and doesnt deserve to win the 2005 daytona 500

jeff gordon sucks alot of dick

by jeff gordon = fag May 13, 2005