The Gooch

17 Millet St

Home of the original Goochers. (not some shitty imitation)

"Awesome party at the Gooch last night, Boongers hooked up with some dude and Jadly smashed a bitch"

by Ldizzles January 23, 2013

gooch marine

Someone who performs sexual acts on the part of someones body between the anus and genitals.

"andy- Man, i got to be a gooch marine last night, i went down under the covers on this guy and was all up in his junk nd stuff, it was awesome!"

"Josh-.....uhhhh wow, thats pretty fucked up, nd i didnt know you were gay..?"

"Andy- Nah man, no way am i gay, i was jus havin some fun ya kno"

"Josh-.....uhhhh yea, im gunna go now."

by ExxM4rine August 25, 2007

goonch

a catfish that is found in the foot hills of the Himalayas they can grow up to 12 ft and are able to swallow a man howl

an Indian man was confirmed swallowed by a goonch

by midnight-L7 August 20, 2010

Gooch Bunny

noun Tiny microscopic bunnies which feed on hair and sweaty, moist skin. These bunnies often irritate the gooch and cause rashes. They multiply extremely quickly and tend to nibble.

The Gooch Bunny was chewing on my chode, it hurt like hell.

by BlackJaX June 2, 2003

Gooch Monger

Noun

Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"

"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."

by Mohawkakon June 3, 2010

Gooch

The crispy sometimes dingle berried area between your penis and anus.

SHIT, i ripped out my gooch climbing over that barbed wire fence.

As sarah was licking jons gooch she accidently downed a dingle berry.

As a Compliment: WOW did you see him win the race? Yea, hes gotta be a gooch monkey.

by EL Goocho July 30, 2008

Goosechasing

To deliberately give innocent tourists incorrect but highly detailed directions when asked, sending them on a wild goosechase.

Dude, I know its wrong but I cant help "goosechasing" tourists when they ask me for directions.

by Daryl. W October 1, 2008