Garlic Special

the process of driving a garlic covered stake into a women's vagina to make sure she's not a vampire and then slamming her(thanks twilight series)

Megan Fox Garlic special

by Weiner123456789 September 29, 2010

Austin garland

A faggit that is super gay

He's as gay as Austin garland

by Redneck132 February 20, 2018

flargan glargan

Def.

1. an exclamation used only when your friend is texting on your phone and wont tell you who or what they're talking about.

2. the side of the part where its impossible not to laugh if someone squeezes.

3. a HUGE cock

4. complete nonense used to confuse people.

Ex.

1. FLARGAN GLARGAN!!!! Steve stop your shananigins and show me who your talking to it's really starting to piss me off.

2. LMFAO steve stop fondling my flargan glargan.

3. a: Sean put your flargan glargan away it's scaring the children.
b: Bitch suck my flargan glargan.

4. Flargan glargan marvin plagatan moof flamingo sandwhich hardboneychicken

by Babo11 October 8, 2008

glarf

Noun; a mental deficiency such as the inability to retain a certain piece of information. For example the name of a certain person.

A man said to his wife: "You're brother-in-law's first name is a glarf to me, I know that you have told me a thousand times but I just can't retain it."

by Charlie A November 9, 2008

GLarfypoo

South Georgian origin; (n) excretion from any degree or variation of poultry or platypus. See also Officer_shamrock

Officer_shamrock is a glarfypoo.

by Apzero September 12, 2004

Ridin' with Garlic Jr.

1. to stick to your own opinion, despite criticism.

Guy1: LeBron James sucks.

Guy2: No he dosen't, I'm "Ridin' with Garlic Jr."
Guy1: Whatever.

by consanguine June 15, 2009

Garlic Bread

When you gobble a big cock with a small mouth, so you have to work the head in like youre feverishly eating a wide garlic baguette: walking it in inch by inch.

Bro, you shouldve seen the garlic bread i got last night. By the time he got it all in, it was game over.

by Pcoaltrane October 22, 2020