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Forest Logic

Making the best out of an F-d up situation.

Always looking at the bright side even when everything seems to be crumbling apart.

An obsured way of being positive through dark humor.
She busted out my car windows so now I don't need to replace my a/c, thats so Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to four slashed tires and being excited to run to work.

Do you wanna hear some Forest Logic? My family trying to kill me only built character.

Here's some Forest Logic for you. Since I lost my sence of smell. Farts don't bother me.

Getting stabbed only attracted more women thanks to Forest Logic.

Forest Logic is coming home to an eviction notice and being excited to use the new survival pack.
by TreeDiddlyMaFnD January 29, 2018
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Forrest Gump roundhouse

When you are an attractive teenager and you go up to the autistic kid in class and let him eat out your pussy and he bites it thinking its a chew toy and you get whatever infectious disease he has in his saliva.
I can not believe im gonna die because that kid gave me a Forrest Gump roundhouse.
by I love mcu February 22, 2019
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foryester

The day before yesterday. Two days before today. Taken from the German word "vorgestern", which literally means "fore-yester".

See also overmorrow, the day after tomorrow, taken from the German word "uebermorgan", literally meaning "over-morrow".
Yesterday was Tuesday and foryester was Monday.

Today will be the foryester of overmorrow
by Professor Dive April 16, 2020
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Forrester Koppes

A good skater and a good artist.
Dang, that Forrester Koppes guy is good at everything!
by skidditybop January 22, 2021
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Forestwood MS

Fuckin band kids everywhere , wanna hang out with the 6th graders? They’re 4’2. Bunch of white kids and teachers that have no shit what they’re doing. Creepy ass dream stans
#foresthood
“Have you heard? Joe went to forestwood ms??”

“Damn I’ll be praying for joe”
by coffujellu October 4, 2021
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German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"
The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.
by Jadjad January 6, 2013
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the forestry

Term used by fools to describe the US Forest Service.
When did the forestry start carrying guns?
by tournado February 17, 2014
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