Flying Monkey Shits

self explanatory

Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!

by noseed August 28, 2021

Flying rats ass

Used in a sentence to describe someone who doesn't care or give a crap....

When Pickle asked me if i knew Gatteaux boo boo'd on the flo i told him i didn't give a Flying rats ass.

by JOLE BLON April 26, 2008

flying without wings

1. Sex without a condom.
2. Going commando whilst menstruating.
3. Attempting sex after the testicles have been removed.

1. I'm worried she might be up the stick, last night we were flying without wings.
2. It was a gungy mess, she was flying without wings.
3. (Is this even possible?)

by Ian Chode March 7, 2004

flying car

The idea of a cheap family vehicle that uses powered flight instead of rolling along on the ground. Popularized by cartoons and science fiction, it was widely expected in the late 20th century to become a reality "real soon now."

In common usage, it represents a shattered hope for the future.

Carbon nanotubes? That's great, but where's my fucking flying car already?

by Nomikos September 26, 2006

Flying Sex Snakes

A horny, flying serpent, possessing both forms of human genitalia, that roams the skies in search of vulnerable creatures, for its own intense sexual desires.

Why the mother flyin fuck are these fuckin joe dirt pussy flying sex snakes outside my window?

by Hardasarock21 December 2, 2019

flying fudge muffins

a word that can be used instead of a swear word so you can say it around adults and teachers and so forth...

"what the Flying Fudges Muffins where is my phone???"

"oww flying fudge muffins i just stubbed my toe"

by .*.*.p.h.i.p.*.*. April 3, 2008

flying wedgie

Giving someone a wedgie so hard and fast that they actually lift off of the ground. Also made popular from the show "Friends" when Monica and Ross described mean things they did to eachother. Including atomic wedgies.

"Dude, did you see how how he lifted off the ground when Jimmy gave him that flying wedgie."

by unclebedday April 8, 2012