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Fapping

Fapping is 2 words combined.

Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping
*2 people in an argument*

person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!

person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...
by lismsosa December 6, 2023
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fuppie

Stands for Female Urban Professional. Fuppies, much like Yuppies, are usually the children of doctors and lawyers, hold Master's degrees from Ivy League universities, and are very concerned with their appearance. Many were in sororities or activist groups and many live in expensive houses or apartments.

Fuppies can typically be seen in large metropolitan areas such as Portland or New York. Their wardrobe consists of a red, black or khakhi bodycon dress, usually with denim, striped or pastel colored suit jackets and shirts, and a pair of glasses to signal to the patriarchy their professional seriousness.

Fuppies typically take the idea of competing with men for social status extremely seriously. So much so, that they either tend to put off trying to get married until their "biological clock" starts ticking, usually in their late 30s, or come out as LGBTQ+.

Their culture revolves around using indie coffee shops to build their personal "boss girl" brand on social media, relying heavily on pets for their needs for deep, close friendships & community, and bingewatching Netflix on the couch sipping on various hipster brands of alchohol when off the grind. Fuppies generally only publish political views that relate with the latest trending hashtags.
Many fuppies go into fields such as marketing, HR, content creation, tech and law. You may have worked with one.
I'm a boss girl not a "fuppie." I'm a boss girl not a "fuppie." I'm a boss girl not a "fuppie." #girlgrind #stoptheshade

*tries on glasses* "How do these look?" Friend: "Looks too fuppy with those. Here try these instead!"
by humb1 December 7, 2023
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Fapie

A idiotic moment usually done by men in clown make up or costume
"damn me and ben really pulled off a fapie in school"
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Fappertunity

An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.
The wife and kids are off to the market today, I have exactly 64 minutes for this fappertunity.
by leviticusthewise April 2, 2024
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Fappetite

One’s desire to fapp. Especially due to a lack of sexual stimulation or sexual frustration.
Dude, I’ve got quite a fappetite today. Can I use your bathroom?
by Chillegitimate brozie June 16, 2025
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fappin yer thug till it smell

get out of the bathroom and stop fappin yer thug till it smell
by mcree007 July 12, 2025
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Fappetizer

noun

a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.

ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".
I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.
by shit, the crayon consumer August 24, 2025
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