I ain't even mad

A phrase used when a situation that would normally bother you is done in such a way that you can't help but be impressed.

Friend 1: *calls friend 2* Hey bro have you seen my bike?

Friend 2: Yeah bro my car had a flat I had to use it to get to class.

Friend 1: Bro you didn't even as...wait that's like a 20 minute drive by car!

Friend 2: Yeah man I wasn't even late.

Friend 1: Damn bro, I ain't even mad.

by u_so_ugly_though December 14, 2015

Evert

(verb) to produce something extraordinary in a short period of time; or
(verb) to procrastinate up to the last minute, beat the deadline by a hairline and yet not appear rushed or flustered; or
(adjective) a wonderful boyfriend and a super dad.

The deadline is in 2 hours, so imma evert this paper.

He's so evert! He finds time to play with his son despite his busy schedule.

by girlbackpacker September 5, 2012

even if

A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."

by jsd9632 March 13, 2012

evet

Evet, a girl that is naturally beautiful without trying. She doesn't like to be around to many girls but prefers the company of men. She is very active and very forward. Not afraid of a big challenge even if she knows she's not strong enough. Tough but not the toughest. It's not hard for her to make friends but sometimes she will act as though she hates everyone. Her family and friends are the most important thing to her. The most simple things she says will make everyone smile. She doesn't care about hr appearance but yet everyone thinks she's beautiful.

Evet is the best person

by Dasiyjjj September 13, 2017

I don't even caare!

An expression used when one has nothing else to say. Usually used after an insult.

Adrian: Hey Grant, you're a total fag!
Grant: Well guess what...I don't even caare!

by gfizzle February 6, 2008

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

ITS TRUEEEEE rip technoblade o7

it's used by the famous youtuber technoblade rip o7 example: technoblade escapes a near death experience then he'll Say

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES or NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

by Lucky♡♡ July 16, 2022

can't even

What a white girl says under stress and requires Starbucks immediately.

After hearing Lazaro's long speech about nothing in general, Ms.Feshbach picked up her Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher and walked out the class and said "I can't even"

by Loquacious Misanthropist July 27, 2015