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Dirty Bidet

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.
Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
by Colibear August 24, 2016
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dirty annabel

A dirty Annabel is when two girls go down on each other at a coffee shop and the barista watches while making a frappe.
Did you hear that Emma and Madison did a dirty Annabel last night?
by ratbitch69 May 7, 2020
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dirty casino

When a Mexican slaps you with his wang repeatedly and eventually cums in your eye socket
damn I got a hell of a dirty casino last night I'm still having trouble seeing
by Sanchez casino May 30, 2016
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Dirty Bobessa

The act of aborting in front of your husband while being sexually assaulted by a group of angry mexicans
Tracy did a dirty bobessa last night in front of her husband Jim
by BogusAnalus February 1, 2021
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Dirty Dot

An term occasionally used by inhabitants of Dorchester, Massachusetts (a neighborhood of Boston) to refer to their place of residence.
He thinks the world of his mother; he calls her "Saint Margaret of Dirty Dot".
by Dano2 April 7, 2010
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Dirty fanta

Fanta mixed with cough syrup - codeine
Variation of lean
"Yo Jim, send that dirty fanta this way"
by Where's my urethra February 21, 2019
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Dirty Marmot

When one defecates on a snowfield and glassades down in order to clean themselves.
I was in the mountains without any toilet paper so I took a dirty marmot
by Dances on Rocks November 15, 2015
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