The Delta

A group sexual position named after some airline (ask around an airport and you might figure out who and why) in which the recipient of The Delta assumes a "diaper changing position" and is penetrated anally and punched in the nuts (or vagina) by one partner, as the other partner strangles the recipient with a telephone wire and shits in their mouth.

If you travel enough or work for an airline sooner or later you will know exactly what "The Delta" feels like.

by Richie Rich Anderson January 27, 2010

delete-gate

(verb) To delegate and delete a task that was emailed to you, absolving yourself of any future responsibility related to said task.

Co-worker: "Did you finish formatting that new TPS report cover sheet I emailed you about?"

You: "I delete-gated it to Mike. You better ask him."

by Nick Rassenti July 26, 2007

Delete Comment

When you post/write/say a comment and suddenly regret it. You say "delete comment" to tell the other party that you take it back

Party1: here are some photos of me when I was 14
Party2: LOL you look kinda fat and ugly
Party2: delete comment

Reference: Yaniqusia

by blackguy166 October 24, 2010

Deleted Intelligence

The content in a line of comments that makes no sense because someone deleted the comment above.

"What's she mean by that?"

"I think it made sense earlier, but she's got deleted intelligence."

by Poetic Diva March 11, 2011

Deft Gamesmanship

Science and art of arousing interest from the opposite sex with extreme cunning

Did see that, all he just looked her and she walked over. That my friend is deft gamesmanship

by thedeftgamer December 6, 2011

Delete the cookies

The act of masterbating.

I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.

You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???

Can deleting cookies cause blindness?

During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.

by WookieCrisp July 22, 2012

Delfino-ing

A term used for when you wake up in your bed the morning after a night out, still fully clothed (shoes and all) from the night before, sleeping on top all the blankets.

"I woke up Delfino-ing this morning"

by Delf13 May 20, 2014