Warsaw drift

When you drift off to sleep with your hand on your junk.

I fell asleep in Warsaw drift because my wi-fi was down

by Skott Crol August 28, 2019

drift

drifting is often misused and should only be used it you have not talked to someone or kept in touch with someone for a long amount of time (years/months)

we haven’t seen each other in so long we have really caught a drift

by don’t stresstomuch July 7, 2019

Drift Consci

Fools Fall asleep but cool people 'Drift Consci'. Drift from Conscientious to the enchanting, magical world of slumber. Often in the context of drinking alcohol or taking illicit substances.

Patrick wanted to party all night at the Ultra Music Festival but all that drinking made him Drift Consci around midnight.

by dizzyCarnival March 24, 2022

Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.

"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."

by Renees Bill July 23, 2013

Tokyo Drift

When you fart outside the car before you get in and it follows you in in to the car.

Driver: this car stinks!
Passenger: Sorry I farted outside, must have been a Tokyo Drift.

by benjigrin October 4, 2021

Multitrack Drifting

When choosing between 2 bad things, electing to do both of them at once; a subversion of the Morton's Fork.

The name is a reference to the Trolley Problem, where you are supposed to choose between letting 4 people tied to the track die and pulling the lever, running over 1 person with the trolley and being directly responsible for their death.

Person 1: "If you had to chose, would you rather kill 2 piglets or 1 puppy?"
Person 2: "Multitrack Drifting."
Person 1: "What the fuck."

by Nebulaud March 2, 2025

drift your camel

Grinding your dick on a girl’s cameltoe

I’m going to drift your camel so hard tonight.

by Majessta October 5, 2023