doings

A term used in the Southern Counties of the UK to denote going somewhere or someplace. No one outside of those areas knows what the hell the other person is saying but to people who live there it makes perfect sense.

"Hello Uncle Philip, where are you off to today?"
"I've got to go down the doings later to see about getting some money back on the shoes I bought. They don't fit right."
"Good luck with that Uncle."
"Thanks. Tell your mother I'll pop in and see her next week after I've got back from the doings down your road."
"Will do."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Road Dogs

Beers you drink in the car on the way home from a long day of work.

Man, I could go for a couple o' road dogs right about now.

by Lord Mule April 17, 2003

dongsh

when you smoke some shitty weed that tastes like straight bootyhole, you call it dongsh (dog shit weed).

hey man. this weed is dongsh

by garnsk September 22, 2011

dongswanger

Self-loathing idiot that constantly self-immolates.

That dongswanger has no friends, but that's by his own doing.

by Nagromnaedhcrub February 6, 2017

dogswain

A forgetful, possibly alcoholic, computer science lecturer.

Brayshaw is a dogswain.

by Lecture Theatre A July 25, 2008

dogstacle

Combination of 'dog' and 'obstacle'. When your dog lays down in your path - usually when you are carrying something heavy and don't see him.

I fell over that dogstacle when I was moving the shelf down the hall.

by macpuppy July 26, 2010

dogsqueezins

n. The sausage-shaped droppings that are expelled from a dog's anus during the act of defecating, usually accompanied by an unpleasant odor.

Hey, Ron! Don't step in those dogsqueezins!

by dogsqueezins January 7, 2012