Cumple

A couple who dumpster dive for used condoms and call it a romantic dinner date

My parents met while running cumple solos

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Cumpooing

To ejaculate while taking a big shit...

On rare occasions Danny ends up cumpooing if he is watching porn while sitting on the toilet...

by DrLoco April 1, 2025

Cumpose

The act of promposing to someone by cumming on them.

Man Alyssa is such a squirter she is definitely going to cumpose.

by Lilkaradmfnf April 24, 2025

Cump

A pile of cum and/or a slur referring to any person.

My heap of socks doesn’t smell like dirty feet, it smells like cump!

Get over here, ya stupid cump.

by kd_whoever February 7, 2026

cump

an individual who gets off watching the cuck being cucked.

i heard maximilian is such a cump because he gets hard from watching his best friend get hard from watching his girlfriend and grandfather fuck

by cumpdaddy October 2, 2025

Cumpaste

Toothpaste made of cum

John: What the fuck is Cumpaste!
Sarah: The toothpaste I made with my man’s cum
John: Fucking gross Sarah!

by DeathAssassin12 June 14, 2025

Cumposure

One’s ability to hold themself together while having sex, to stay cumposed until they reach the inevitable discumposure at the end.

“I managed to keep my cumposure for most of the time we fucked.”
“And then what?”
“I broke, of course: Discumposure is inevitable.”

by UnholyTaquito June 27, 2025