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Cooch

Female genitalia, often used as insult.
Coined by Nathan Johns in 2019
Josh Carpenter is a Cooch
by Nsheheheheheje December 16, 2019
mugGet the Coochmug.

Fuck, Fuck, Cooch

A sex game played at a reverse gangbang or orgy, where female players sit in a circle while one man bops them on the head one at a time. With each bop the man says fuck, and when he chooses the cooch he desires, he proclaims, “Cooch!”
I play duck duck goose with the kids, but Fuck, Fuck, Cooch with my friends
by CanoeOnAcid July 29, 2020
mugGet the Fuck, Fuck, Coochmug.

illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute
Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*
by Tard2005 September 18, 2023
mugGet the illegal coochmug.

Cooch-caine

The act of snorting coke from a girl’s thigh to coochie.
I want to do cooch-Caine off of Katie.
by Sheeplord August 2, 2020
mugGet the Cooch-cainemug.

Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean
by Crosseyed September 10, 2020
mugGet the Crunchy Coochmug.

Wee cooch

Wee combine with cooch to create a utter act of defiance
Hey what are you doing

cooch wee
Hey stop

Wee Cooch
Hey ⁿ⁰
by grilledpotati October 31, 2019
mugGet the Wee coochmug.

cooch appointment

basically a booty call for men, when they want to have sex but without feelings
heyo, did u call jessica over for a cooch appointment last night?
by Money magiccccy November 29, 2019
mugGet the cooch appointmentmug.

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