Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out

My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.

by CafeDonut November 7, 2019

colon irrigation

The sensation being forced out of your ass in such a way that it makes one go ooooooooo DAMNNN

Just had me a colon irrigation, now I can fart without any noise

by Electric tickle fingers April 12, 2016

Colon fogerty

The act of performing a fart transfer into a female's rectum then proceeding to go down on her. During this, she farts her (your) fart into your mouth in which you proceed to cup the gas in your cheek and immediately jump on top, stick your penis inside and blow the fart transfer directly I to her nose while she blows it out through her mouth back into your nose for you both to enjoy the euphoric sensation of the ultimate fart transfer

Me and my girl tried the colon fogerty last night, I've never cummed so hard in my life

by ...skankhunt42 December 27, 2021

Colon 3ed

Being exposed to boykisser/:3/silly communities, constantly saying things like "nyah" or "rawr" or ":3" and getting terminal mind fog from it

Person 1: "Did you here Dylan got Colon 3ed, made him drop out of college"
Person 2: "Oh no, he was going to be a climate scientist"

by fuzzballjr March 29, 2024

Colonizing It

The act of sticking a shank into your penis (see 'Sounding') and stroking it.

"I'm colonizing it, Stan. I'm colonizing it!!!"

by muttburgers May 6, 2025

Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.

Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!

by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021

Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

Colon

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019