cockaduck

when someone is being a dick but youre around family or teachers and you cant cuss so you say cockaduck

youre being a cockaduck billy!!

by tacospicy May 8, 2018

Cocksocket

A penis that bends unreasonably far to any direction when erected

Jeez Linda, that guy had such a cocksocket last night, i thought that Captain Hook was inside me.

by JakeHudz May 1, 2009

cocksock

The genitalia of the female.

Nice tits, and man, what a cocksock!!

by Aunt/Aunteater January 3, 2004

cockshock

the opposite to cock block. it is when you are hitting on a gal only to experience their significantly more attractive friend cockblock you. then to your surprise as the girl you were after before leaves the situation the cockblocker now turns to you and goes as far as you let her go.

Boy 1 "So it was really annoying I was walking sally home and things were going well except for Lisa was there the whole time. I was really annoyed I would have asked to go into Sallys appartment but lisa was a total cockblock"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"

by Jim402 December 9, 2008

Bull Cocksucker

someone who drinks redbull alot. and doesnt like to be made fun of for it.

T- Once again, your drinking redbull.
J- WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME, A DANG BULL COCKSUCKER?
T- NO SIR.

by dude lebowski May 30, 2009

Cocksuckervirus

A very contagious and dangerous type of virus capable of killing people who like sucking cocks.

All cocksuckers should be careful about this Cocksuckervirus. It's reported to be lethal. And it's spreading the world.

by Murdoc Kylburne August 17, 2017

cockluck

A "cockluck" is like a "potluck," but instead of bringing food, everyone brings a different cocktail.

Me: What are you bringing to the cockluck on Friday?
You: My signature lemon-ginger-vodka drink, the "Skinny Bitch," of course!

by Grammar Hero July 26, 2013