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Who's the girl with the classy chassis?
by Light Joker November 10, 2006
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classical music

music that came from truly talented people, not just rappers that say a bunch of words really fast about sex and drugs and how cool they are. i like certain rappers that actually have good songs, so im not biased. the only reason people dont appreciate classical music is because they're such simpletons that they cant bear to listen to the inspirational music of geniuses cuz theyre just too dumb and unappreciative and they dont understand what music is. and to those who say classical music has no emotion, take into account that beats and tempo vary depending on the mood. so does the pitch of the notes. so does the key. different keys have different moods. like some are light and airy while others are deep and royal. oh, and the fact that the composers and musicians could express their emotions without words is incredible too. if you took away the words of 50 cent's songs, you would have no emotion whatsoever. and if u added in the words, the only emotion that is expressed is horniness, drugginess, coolness, and violence. so dont tell me that classical music is shit cz so is any1 who cant appreciate it.
cool dude: classical music was the first and truest music, which will always be loved by someone, as opposed to rap which will only last for a few decades cuz MOSt, not all, is suckish.

fuk'd dude: loser.

cool dude: o, so sorry. i gess u think genius multimillionares like myself are losers. love 2 chat, but theres my limo.
by music freeak July 26, 2006
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Cassie

Someone who is gorgeous, happy, and not stuck up! She always brightens peoples days (especially guys) with her gorgeous body and amazing personality. Can be very ditzy, but she makes it work. Nice to pretty much everyone, and very well liked by every group.
That girl is drop dead gorgeous, but nice, shes such a Cassie!

Look at those boys mooning over that pretty girl...what a Cassie!

Blonde-moment! You can be such a Cassie!
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Classism

To exert a negative attitude or feeling towards someone due to their status in society.
Rasism is what used to divide our country, but now it's all about Classism.
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twisted chassis

Person with observable skeletal asymmetry, resulting in weird swinging when walking.
At first, I couldn´t dig such a weird swinging, then I realized that Gabriela has a twisted chassis.
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Classical Music

A type of music that surpasses all others because it doesn't involve computer generated beats and even more shockingly, no lyrics about bustin' a whitey's ass with lead!

Rap has no true emotion behind it. True composers like Gustav Mahler and Dmitri Shostakovich were intelligent and put real emotion into their music. Rap doesn't have any feeling so it makes you think of nothing while you are listening to it. Classical does contain lyrics in the case of Opera and Church music and if you don’t understand the language, that’s YOUR fault!

The majority of listeners are intelligent people who refuse to listen to Rap because of how bad it sounds. Classical music is still being composed today and has never been better. Some modern composers are Leondard Bernstein and John Rutter.

Everybody knows that Rappers got famous because the majority of moron Americans would rather listen to “Come and lick my lollipop, you ho!” rather than listen to true beautiful emotion classical music.

Anyone can rap:
1: Think of some horrible lyrics about violence, drugs, rape, and misogyny
2: Repeat step 1 six times
3: Invite 5 of ya gang around
4: Give them a microphone and and a synthesizer
5: Give each person a different sheet with random notes
6: Record the result
7: Get some dumbass MTV person to broadcast your shit.

Most movies these days only use classical music a.k.a. real music rather than that fucking rap shit like 8 Mile, the worst movie ever made.

The reason classical is only played during movies nowadays is because:
1: If they played rap, people would die
2: The movie industry is too civilized for Rap.
3: Rap artists like 50 cent have too many hoes to fuck and ain’t got no time to to movie music.

Classical will remain popular whereas in about 10 years rap will go out of style. People have been fans of classical music for centuries!

Classical is not boring. There’s more to classical than slow violin and piano pieces. Have you ever heard Shostakovich? Have you ever heard Mahler? I suggest buying “Shostakovich Symphony No. 4” and tell me what you think!
Non-music: 50 cent, Chingy, Nelly, Ludacris, Ja Rule, The Game, and all that other shit!

Music: Gustav Mahler, Dmitri Shostakovich, Sergei Rachmaninov, Peter Tchaikovsky, Camille Saint-Saens, Johann Bach, Wolfgang Mozart, Ludwig Beethoven, and much more…
by Level 12 August 30, 2005
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Cassidy

All around gorgeous girl (with a great butt). She has slight trust issues and may sometimes be hard to get to, but she has many beautiful great friends who she loves and trusts more than anyone, so if shes taken, she probably has a single hot friend. She is equally as fantastic inside with a very relatable sense of humor. She may be quite petty, icy, and sarcastic, though. But be warned, she flirts with everyone (sometimes even girls), so if you get her, hold on tight. Even if she is in a relationship with you, she will never hesitate to put her besties first. She has only sisters, no brothers, which often includes a twin sister and an evil older sister. (fyi: she is NOT named after a greatful dead song, contrary to popular belief)
Lawrence: dude that hot girl cassidy was checking me out
Thompson: lol in ur dreams
Donnie: naw dawg it was me she was checking out
Chad: guys im her bf so leave her alone
Brittany: then why tf is she flirting w me
Thomas the Train: ur delusional

Diego: *is gay* umm y ur gf checking me out
Abe Lincoln: sheith wasith flirtingith withith meith
Tom Holland: bros lemme just have her
Everyone whos not Tom Holland: yes, super hot, adorable, british god-man
by Friend Valentine November 27, 2019
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